Does milk have special powers?

Does milk have special powers? This is my thought of the day.

I was at work this evening and I walked past the bra section, spotted one that caught my eye and fell in love (yes, we are still talking about a bra).

So, over walks the woman who was assigned to the intimates department. Super sweet lady -- we'll call her Carrie.

Carrie says, "Whatcha looking for dear?"

Me: "Oh, nothing. I like this bra, can't find my size."

Carrie: "That's a nice one. What size are you?"

Me: "X size" (for the sake of my insecurities, I'll be omitting the size)

Carrie: "How about this size here?"

Me: "Yeah, nope, I'm not that size anymore. I blame my kids. They took it all away."

This is where the "MILK" comes into play. 

Carrie says, "Drink lots of milk. They'll come back!"

Me: "What? If I drink milk, my boobs will come back?" (with a very puzzled look on my face)

Carrie: "Yeah, but make sure it's the whole milk. None of that 2%. It's got to be whole milk."

Hmmmm. Could this be true? Does milk have super boobie powers that I am not aware of? So, I contemplated grabbing a gallon of whole milk after work. I didn't.

Instead, I came home and thought, let me google it. So, I did and I found out that...

Milk has no super powers except that it's good for your bones, teeth and hair. blah blah bor-ring.

One comment I found in my google research said this: "If whole milk could make ur boobs bigger then people wouldn't be spending thousands on boob jobs."

I guess she's got a point, right?!

Bummer.